hey white polyglot don’t aggressively flirt with me at 7:30am on a Sunday morning

yes i know i look like im gay but i hate cis men even more when you walk up to me, god i just wanted to write a lil this morning

you tell me my eyeliner looks bad and that i need to cut my hair to look more handsome, oh shit let me run to the hair stylist and shave my head i didn’t realize i wasn’t following toni’s beauty standards

you insult my language skills, then you quiz me on the difference between an interpreter and a translator cuz you white polyglots are all the same i hope you meet a real speaker of those languages and choke on your words, you call me slow but you can’t even recognize your own narcissism?

choke on my dick